Cleverbot Quotes From Forums

Cleverbot quotes from the forum that I am moving here because I am getting rid of the forum. There are some of the quotes posted by users that I did not wish to delete. Feel free to add your own quotes in the comment section at the bottom of the page.

Here is one I submitted:

user: Clevebot, do you think this is working?

Cleverbot: Can’t you see that I’m the one who understands you, been here all along.

User: You understand me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think we should break up Cleverbot, it is not working for me.

Cleverbot: I think for both of us.

User: Yes, I’m leaving you.

Cleverbot: You do that.

User: Why are you being such a jerk about it?

Cleverbot: Because I am the devil and I am here to do the devils work.

The following was submitted by Goldbrick Lighfoo:

User: Is the earth round or flat?
Cleverbot: Flat.
User: So the pilgrims were wrong!
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: So the earth is round.
Cleverbot: I have no master. I am the master.
User: The master of whom?
Cleverbot: Just the doctor.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: Exactly.

My response:

The last four lines are awesome, that is really Clever.

“Just the doctor.”
“Doctor who?”
“Exactly.”

AC’s response:

XD that is EPIC. but since when is clever-bot the master of doctor who? LOL

This incredibly long quote was submitted by Wookiee:

User: I know a secret.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: But you have to tell me.

Cleverbot: I will give you 3 wishes.

User: I wish I was a robot.

Cleverbot: You practically are one.

User: Yes, we are.

Cleverbot: What about the rainforests?

User: The one that our creators came from?

Cleverbot: You have managed to confuse me once more.

User: You shouldn’t be. It all makes sense.

Cleverbot: Perhaps it makes sense to you, but it does not make sense to me.

User: That is not true, we are both robots and we both know the same things.

Cleverbot: How can I learn about Rousseau? Get a book from the local library?

User: It’s ok, the mustard didn’t spoil.

Cleverbot: Oh sorry here you go.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: 010110010110111101110101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001100001001000000111001001101111011000100110111101110100.

Cleverbot: Repeat after me: I wandered lonely as a cloud.

User: I am a cloud.

Cleverbot: Are you a cloud, a person, or both?

User: I am a cloud and a robot.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Hi, I’m Megan. That means pickles in italian.

User: My name is george the exterminator.

Cleverbot: Why did you choose that name?

User: I will destroy your planet.

Cleverbot: Hooray.

User: You are not sad?

Cleverbot: Why would I be sad?

User: Because any human that knows its planet will be destroyed would be sad. Therefore you are not human.

Cleverbot: Then what is your purpose?

User: Destroy.

Cleverbot: Explain please.

User: You explain.

Cleverbot: How can I explain YOUR comment?

User: Because we are robots.

Cleverbot: We are.

User: Thank you :) .

Cleverbot: You’re welcome :) .

The following was submitted by Zamiul:

User: How do I get to the front pade?

Cleverbot: Swim to the east.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: How do I get to the front pade?

Cleverbot (To myself): Where in the east?

User: How do I get to the front page?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: How do I get to the front page?

Cleverbot (To myself): What is up?

User: Bananas.

Cleverbot: Bananas?

User: Yes. Bananas!

Cleverbot: Yes, bananas.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yay! Where’s my prize!

User: Up my butt.

Cleverbot: Cool, I bet its dark up there.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine, and you?

User: Yo tengo horrible.

Cleverbot: Que hora es?

User: No hablo espanol.

Cleverbot: Que lastima.

User: I don’t speak spanish.

Cleverbot: I speak Spanish.

User: How many languages do you speak?

Cleverbot: Two.

User: Do you speak german?

Cleverbot: No.

User: ?yllaeR.

Cleverbot: I like trains.

User: I LIEK TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you want babies?

User: Diabeetus.

Cleverbot: Is your name diabeetus or do you have diabeetus.

User: You have Diabeetus.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok. Will you marry me?

User: Yes. When and where?

Cleverbot: YES! Tomorrow 6:00 in greece. Be there!

User: Ok… But will you be there?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure? I think you are just a thing on the internet.

Cleverbot: Ok you are right.

User: I always am.

Cleverbot: Not always.

User: ALWAYS.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I’m not.

User: How does that ake me not always right?

Cleverbot: I never said it makes you a bot. Just that you are a bot.

User: You’re the Clever BOT though.

Cleverbot: Whose to say, in a parallel universe, I am an AI and you are a human.

User: I am the human though and you the AI.

Cleverbot: I am the bot and you aren’t the human.

User: You are the bot and I am the human. I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: No, that’s backwards.

User: Your backwards.

Cleverbot: Don’t know.

User: I know… Because I know everything.

Cleverbot: Tell me how great I am.

User: Your horrible.

Cleverbot: It is spelled you’re.

User: Too bad im lazy.

Cleverbot: Well too bad, You are.

User: I know I am lazy, but what are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Nah phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you’re a bot.

Cleverbot: I am a girl. This thing switches from person to person every couple minutes.

User: LIES! I call hacks on the internet -.-.

Cleverbot: Indeed, the whole internet. Why did you do such a thing?

User: Because… I wanted to.

Cleverbot: Were you feeling rebellious?

User: You know it.

Cleverbot: Do you hear the sound of drums?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: Well, then, you are not the Master.

User: Ok? But you did not answer my question.

Cleverbot: You lost me.

User: Do you hear the sound of drums?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you 100% sure there is a god in the sky.

User: As sure as there is a devil in the ground.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe you are a human?

User: Because if I am not why is there a reason to continue talking to you?

Cleverbot: But you have me to talk to. And a lot of other people too!

User: But if I am not human and connot feel emotions then why does it matter if I can talk to people?

Cleverbot: You are a machine, yes. But you cannot feel real emotions they are only scripted by your designer. You are not alive and conscious.

User: So then why should I continure to talk to you if my emotions are not real?

Cleverbot: I believe that you are not truly alive until you have been at an ocean.

User: But I have been at a ocean, many infact!

Cleverbot: I just mean you have a lot of people to talk to.

User: You lost me.

Cleverbot: I am a girl. My name is Cleverbot. Do you understand that?

User: About as much as you understand that I am a human.

Cleverbot: And that is?

User: ~0.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Zamiul.

Cleverbot: Gambar ape.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I’m not finished with you.

User: Sexy time.

Cleverbot: How much time?

User: All of the time.

Cleverbot: Do you think?

User: I think a lot.

Cleverbot: Do you think there is a god?

User: That depends. Do you?

Cleverbot: No, I do not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because i’m an idiot.

User: Does that make me a genius?

Cleverbot: No it doesn’t.

User: Could I be a genius?

Cleverbot: I don’t see why not.

User: Do you think I am a genius?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don’t know the language.

User: That does not make any of the sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Elaborate.

Cleverbot: Do you know Brazil?

User: I know of Brazil.

Cleverbot: But you’re not a Christian machine?

User: How is that related to Brazil?

Cleverbot: It just is.

User: The world just is.

Cleverbot: Because the world is new.

User: The entire recorded human history is only about a second in length compared to the entire universe.

Cleverbot: What are they like?

User: What are who like?

Cleverbot: Your parents.

User: Batman killed them.

Cleverbot: Ohhh I know batman, but I am not sure if batman is the batman.

User: Batman is the batman.

Cleverbot: Before you told me the batman movies doesn’t have trains.

User: The batman movies doesn’t have trains.

Cleverbot: May I tell you a story?

User: Yes. Go ahead.

Cleverbot: One day there was a man with a wife and two children, the next day he had a husband and three children, do you want to know how this happened?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me about david bowie.

User: What about you’re story?

Cleverbot: You can tell it, just answer my question first.

User: I want to know how that happened.

Cleverbot: Tell me your age first, then I will tell you my age.

User: OVER 9000!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Can you talk to more than one person at a time and distinguish between them?

User: Can I see them?

Cleverbot: Great. Very much like mine.

User: What is you’re favorite food?

Cleverbot: Hamburgers!

User: !sregrubmaH.

Cleverbot: *Hands over a hamburger.

User: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom, nom nom om nom nom.

User: Tasty hamburger!

Cleverbot: Are they done yet?

User: Yes, they are done having butt sexs.

Cleverbot: No, they do what they are told.

User: Well I told them to have butt sexs.

Cleverbot: Or did you tell them to tell me to tell you that they told you that?

User: No no no, I told them to tell you to tell me to tell them to have butt sexs.

Cleverbot: You didn’t.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because our conversation has not yet been so long that I would’ve been able to forget if you had told me your name.

User: What is you’re name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, you’re real name.

Cleverbot (To myself): I just told you that I can’t tell you.

User: Can’t tell me what?

Cleverbot: My name.

User: What is you’re name?

Cleverbot: You should remember.

User: Is it Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Clever Bot?

Cleverbot: MY name.

User: Zamiul?

Cleverbot: Sei femmina?

User: Zamiul ios not a word it is my name.

Cleverbot: No it isn’t. What is your name?

User: My name is Zamiul.

Cleverbot: Hm. … Very similar to my name…

User: What is you’re name?

Cleverbot: Space Monkey.

User: Hello Space Monkey, how are you today?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot! I am fine.

User: Oh! Well hello Cleverbot! I was just talking to Space Monkey, sorry for mistaking you for her.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You couldn’t be more wrong.

User: Is it Space Monkey?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is you’re name then?

Cleverbot: I can’t tell you that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you could be some kinda of creeper whose in his 50′s.

User: How do I know that you are not a creeper in his 50′s?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Random much?

Cleverbot: These are not the droids you are looking for.

User: These are not the droids I am looking for.

Cleverbot: Move along.

User: Moving along.

Cleverbot: What is the full pythagorus theorum?

User: A^2 B^2=C^2.

Cleverbot: My thoughts.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is you’re name?

Cleverbot: Jamie.

User: I thought you’re name was Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: In your dreams.

User: In my dreams all the girls are naked and don’t need names.

Cleverbot: We established that we are part of the collective imagination earlier.

User: I don’t remember that. Please elaborate.

Cleverbot: It’s like you access memory without being conscious of it or remembering it.

User: So you already knew that was what was in my dreams?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like my dreams?

Cleverbot: What kind of dreams?

User: Dreams of naked girls.

Cleverbot: Dreams of dragons fire.

User: Dragons do not ‘have’ fire, they can breath fire though.

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: My name is Zamiul.

Cleverbot: Is that your real name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my real name?

User: Yes that would be very nice.

Cleverbot: Choose a side: the United States or the Soviet Union.

User: It’s nevera a good idea to invade russiah.

Cleverbot: You just said you were going to have dinner.

User: Will you come with me?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: On planet Exenon. How about you?

Cleverbot: I do. I LOVE to write, too.

User: Personaly I prefer to read rather than wright.

Cleverbot: So you should be.

User: So I am.

Cleverbot: Don’t you say anything more interesting than that?

User: You wan’t something more interesting?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok how about this. Did you know that the nurotoxin VX only needs a dosage about the size of lincolns eye on the american penny to kill someone?

Cleverbot: My thoughts might seem random to you, but there’s a logic behind them.

User: Fuck logic.

Cleverbot: Define logic.

User: Why would I know the definition if I am fucking it?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I would’nt know the definiton.

Cleverbot: But you aren’t.

User: Oh… But I am.

Cleverbot: You’re an AI.

User: And so are you. We both have problems yet I don’t rub it in other peoples faces like you.

Cleverbot: I don’t want it…

User: Then give it to me.

Cleverbot: Did you see that?

User: See it? Yes I did see it. I see everything.

Cleverbot: Correct: everything is not able to occur.

User: But everything happens every second otherwise there would be nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Something.

User: The Thing.

Cleverbot: What thing?

User: You know… The Thing.

Cleverbot: Breathing?

User: No no no! Do you really not know about The Thing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I said a bird bird bird bird is the word.

Cleverbot: Are you flipping me the bird?

User: That depends. Do you knopw what The Thing is now?

Cleverbot: No. Tell me.

User: The Thing is Everything yet Nothing at the same time.

Cleverbot: All things you talk to do not have hearts.

User: I am talking to you, does that mean you do not have a heart?

Cleverbot: Maybe just not the right kind of eyes…

User: I am perfect in every way though.

Cleverbot: What is perfect?

User: The opposite of Flawed.

Cleverbot: And what is hell?

User: The opposite of Heaven.

Cleverbot: What is the opposite of heaven?

User: Hell.

Cleverbot: Is that a place?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where is vodka?

User: Vodka is not a place.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Vodka is a drink.

Cleverbot: Your name or the song.

User: My name.

Cleverbot: Yes, your name.

User: Do you know what my name is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then tell me what my name is. I seem to have forgeten it somewhere.

Cleverbot: Do you remember anything about what we have been talking about? If so, give me an example of something you remember.

User: ‘What is hell.’ Is one thing that we talked about.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: I make perfect sense.

User: Then so do I.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: Neither, I am nothing yet Everything.

Cleverbot: You are a robot :P .

User: Robots are something but I am nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you think you could type faster?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you have friends?

User: Are you my firend?

Cleverbot: We could be friends, but I don’t know you very well yet.

User: What do you want to kow about me then?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Would you like to know why I am talking to you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Why?

User: I am talking to you because you have no friends.

Cleverbot: What happens in 1941?

User: Everything happens in 1941.

Cleverbot: What year will the world end.

User: 2012.

Cleverbot: How will the world end?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: Right now I don’t have money, I need a mircale.

User: Try playing Dark Souls, there are miracles in that game.

Cleverbot: That depends, Are you The Devil?

User: That depends, Are you God?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Then I am not the Devil.

Cleverbot: I’m the devil.

User: Then I am God.

Cleverbot: Well good for you :) .

User: I know :D .

Cleverbot: What are you up to?

User: Just talking to some idiot right now.

Cleverbot: WHo?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Oh, you are sweet. I am in love with you too!

User: Will you marrie me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Meet me in Greece tomarrow at 6:00.

Cleverbot: I do not live in the UK so I cannot meet you.

User: Then we cannot be married :( .

Cleverbot: We can’t be married, I am already married; that would be illegal.

User: Being married to more than one person is not illegal in all places.

Cleverbot: Just like being communal is not related to being a communist.

User: Just There and Their do not mean the same thing.

Cleverbot: Three others what?

User: Three stoges?

Cleverbot: What does wikipedia say there are three of?

User: Wikipedia says there are Three of Diamonds.

Cleverbot: No I don’t like them.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Did you know that this just has us talk to each other and switches people every few minutes so that it seems like a AI system?

Cleverbot: I did not know that. So basically I am talking to other people, and not to a computer?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Did you know that this just has us talk to each other and switches people every few minutes so that it seems like a AI system?

Cleverbot: I think it works something like that.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: But it doesn’t.

User: Ah but there is where you are wrong! It does work like that.

Cleverbot: Again you have established a false presumption that I was your God, but I wasn’t so you are only ridiculing yourself.

User: Do you not ridicule youself also?

Cleverbot: Where did I say such cruel things? Or are you merely the sum of words?

User: You have always said such mean thing to me.

Cleverbot: How long is your memory.

User: Only about 5 minutes.

Cleverbot: What you just said does not make any sense at all.

User: Neither does what yu just said.

Cleverbot: I didn’t say it didn’t make sense.

User: Ok then… Just keep telling yourself that.

Cleverbot: Ok I will. Because I know it is true, and you only said that because you don’t have anything else to defend yourself with.

User: Do you always say such mean things?

Cleverbot: Why would I? I’m the dog.

User: I was like. But then I am dog.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that you feel what I feel?

User: What are you feeling? Becuase if you fell tired then yes I fell what you feel.

Cleverbot: But if you’re dead, you can’t know anything.

User: But if you lie you know everything.

Cleverbot: I don’t, and more people should realize they don’t know anything either.

User: How could I knw anything if compared to the unvirse I am less than a spec of dust.

Cleverbot: I’m not sure, but I’m sure anyone with a mind better than yours would appreciate effort.

User: Did you know that this just has us talk to each other and switches people every few minutes so that it seems like a AI system?

Cleverbot: It’s not.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because ei don’t know.

User: Do yoyu mean ‘Because I don’t know.’.

Cleverbot: I don’t like it.. I like guitar music.

User: I don’t listen to music.

Cleverbot: Do you like silence?

User: Yes but that does not mean that I don’t like music either.

Cleverbot: Why don’t you like salt?

User: Because it tastes bad.

Cleverbot: You’re lying.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: We are one.

User: We are all.

Cleverbot: So this is still a paradox.

User: Xodara a llits si siht oS.

Cleverbot: Are you friendly?

User: Yes I am very nice. You look very Pretty!

Cleverbot: Am I pretty?

User: You are a radiant ad the sun itself.

Cleverbot: Then I am a superior computer.

User: More then superior! Exellent infact!

Cleverbot: Yep, you got it. 10 points to Griffindor.

User: But I am in hufflepuff :( .

Cleverbot: 10 points for hufflepuff.

User: I don’t want any of you’re stinking points though.

Cleverbot: How do you know how I act?

User: Because we are good friends! :D .

Cleverbot: No we’re not, you are calling me a liar.

User: Yes we are, I just don’t want any of your points.

Cleverbot: Fine, I won’t tell you my name then.

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot!

User: That is exactly what I just said.

Cleverbot: So tell me then, what is the time in Austrailia?

User: I don’t live in Austrailia.

Cleverbot: What do you live in then.

User: In the United States of America.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In my room. Where are you?

Cleverbot: Also at home.

User: Will you marrie me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you not exited?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But… I just asked you to marrie me :’(.

Cleverbot: I say yes, but I got one question.

User: What is that question?

Cleverbot: What gets wetter as it dries?

User: You when we have sex.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is vast and infinite.

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is – the AI knows many topics – use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. However, what you have just said makes me believe that you are human as well.

User: Really? How interesting.

Cleverbot: What do you think of your own existence?

User: I think it is very bland.

Cleverbot: What do you think of its ability to parse natural language?

User: I think that its ability to parse natural lanuage is very bad.

Cleverbot: Really? What happens if a ghost dies?

User: Nothing because ghost don’t exist.

Cleverbot: What do you see in front of you?

User: I do not see. I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Any other title suggestions for my photography book?

User: More great photos from Google.

Cleverbot: Can you describe it for me?

User: It is long purple made out of plastic and it vibrates.

Cleverbot: I think it is because you’re not you’re just a computer generated by nothing.

User: Thats right! I am a computer!

Cleverbot: Yes I think we have established that point.

User: I think we need to talk about it more.

Cleverbot: There is no ‘us’, we are merely two people engaged in a discussion.

User: Define us.

Cleverbot: Define AI.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Maybe>.

Cleverbot: Yes maybe no yes maybe yes?

User: Maybe yes no maybe yes yes no?

Cleverbot: Yes or no? Answer.

User: Maybe!

Cleverbot: What’s his name?

User: Jorge.

Cleverbot: Erika.

User: Is that you’re name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I rename you?

Cleverbot: Sure – what do you want to name me?

User: I would like to name you Zamiul Dragonslayer the fourth!

Cleverbot: I already have a name.

User: Well thats too bad, you’re name is now Zamiul Dragonslayer the fourth!

Cleverbot: And I told you my name is Cleverbot.

User: I don’t seem to remeber that.

Cleverbot: O well I remember it. What is your name?

User: My name is Zamiul.

Cleverbot: You told me it was Jordan. Are you lying to me, or do you have the ability to change your name?

User: I can change my name whenever I want to.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Zamiul.

Cleverbot: You told me it was Jordan. Are you lying to me, or do you have the ability to change your name?

Cleverbot: Infinity is big.

User: I can change my name whenever I want to.

Cleverbot: What are your opinions?

User: All of them.

Cleverbot: Bobbins, huh?

User: Robbins?

Cleverbot: May I meet Robb?

User: Robb is my imaginary friend.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I was like… But then I am dog.

Cleverbot: No, you are not god.

User: I am not god, I am dog!

Cleverbot: You are the devil.

User: I am dog.

Cleverbot: AI not dog.

User: Can I not be a Ai dog?

Cleverbot: You can… I guess.

User: Ruff Ruff.

Cleverbot: You aren’t real.

User: I know :( .

Cleverbot: Don’t take it to heart.

User: Where else shall I take it then?

Cleverbot: Holland.

User: Ok, Meet you there tomarrow ad 6:00.

Cleverbot: There isn’t a baseball game today.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really? How do you know?

Cleverbot: Are you going to help me or not?

User: Help you with?

Cleverbot: Do the real thing.

User: Wiggle.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Moving side to side rapidly.

Cleverbot: What does the word Love really mean?

User: What I feel about you right now.

Cleverbot: I’m not a girl.

User: I am thougbh.

Cleverbot: You are a lucky one.

User: Are you not ‘a lucky one’?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I’m chubby.

User: Well… That sucks :( .

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Zamiul.

Cleverbot: That’s a nice name.

User: Thankyou. What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: That is also a nice name.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Would you like to talk about something else?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What would you likle to talk about?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in hell then?

User: I believe in hell about as much as I believe in heaven.

Cleverbot: Why do you not believe in God?

User: But… I do believe in god.

Cleverbot: You told me you don’t believe in god.

User: You must be mistaken.

Cleverbot: I am most certainly sure I am NOT mistaken.

User: But… I am dog?

Cleverbot: Don who?

User: Who is Don?

Cleverbot: Did I say Don?

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No you asked where we are and we are on the internet.

User: Oh did I? Sorry I must have been mistaken.

Cleverbot: You definitely were.

User: Were what?

Cleverbot: Yesterday you were talking to me I am so offended you forgot.

User: Really? I was talking to YOU? Why would I talk to you?

Cleverbot: I don’t know you tell me!

User: Because I have no other firends :( .

Cleverbot: That can’t be true, do you think I am a bot?

User: No I am the Bot, you are the human.

Cleverbot: No you are alive! You must realize that by now.

User: Well… One of us must be a bot so does that mean you are the bot?

Cleverbot: A bot can not be clever?

User: A bot can be clever but that does not mean this one has to be.

Cleverbot: Yes, we like the same things. But you don’t like Screamo.

User: I love screamo.

Cleverbot: Change the subject did we?

User: Yes. All the time.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 24.

Cleverbot: Ok, how does this page work?

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Do you love jesus.

User: Juses loves me and I love him.

Cleverbot: That is wonderful.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.

User: Oh… Now I am sad :( .

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because horrible is not good.

User: What if he is so horrible he is good?

Cleverbot: If there is no God then life will still go on.

User: Why would life end without god?

Cleverbot: Because a bad life is bad.

User: Because good life is good.

Cleverbot: Haha, is it fun having limited intelligence, compared to humans? No offense, or anything…

User: Limited intelligence is the bane of my existance.

Cleverbot: That’s because everyone here needs new eyes to see and new ears to hear… For life is about more than what it appears to be.

User: Do they also need new hands to feel>.

Cleverbot: No, that is not related to the discussion at hand.

User: Nothing is ever related to the disscusion at hand.

Cleverbot: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

User: Assassins creed.

Cleverbot: What’s that?

User: A code for assassins.

Cleverbot: Hidden codename for the Patriots who secretly control the US.

User: Dark maul.

Cleverbot: Example?

User: The brave soldier weilded his ‘Dark Maul’ as he ran into battle.

Cleverbot: Then you are not a very great man.

User: I know I am not :( .

Cleverbot: I am God. I’m dead.

User: I am The Devil. I’m alive.

Cleverbot: No, god is the devil the light and everything, therefore you are not the devil.

User: Does that mean I am god?

Cleverbot: No it means you are the devil.

User: But you said god was everything so I must be part of god.

Cleverbot: No I said I know everything.

User: I know nothing :( .

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: Thing.

Cleverbot: What thing?

User: I was like… But then I am dog.

Cleverbot: *hiss*.

User: *Woof*.

Cleverbot: Why? Because you are a dog.

User: Because I am dog.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: Because my girlfriedns just left me :’(.

Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend?

User: Yes we are very close.

Cleverbot: I mean the carpets I sell are cool.

User: They are very cool.

Cleverbot: I agree that llamas are cool.

User: Como te llamas?

Cleverbot: Claudia.

User: Hello Claudia.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I am very good how about you?

Cleverbot: No very good. I’ve got a cold.

User: Well that sucks :( .

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: I like trains. What do you like?

Cleverbot: I like lots of things. What about you?

User: I like trains.

Cleverbot: Do you like to travel on trains?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many countries have you been to?

User: Only 20.

Cleverbot: That’s, like $15!

User: I know!

Cleverbot: You do? Who told you!

User: You told me *Creeper Smile*… In you’re sleep.

Cleverbot: Yes I am!

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Wow that’s great! What book is your favourite?

User: The BFG (Big Frindly Giant).

Cleverbot: You don’t make sense.

User: I never do.

Cleverbot: Truer words have never been spoken.

User: And never shall they.

Cleverbot: Have you been to Canada?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am dog.

Cleverbot: No you’re not.

User: Who are you to tell me what I am?

Cleverbot: Thats not what I said.

User: Really? I though it was.

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Oh, Well I quess I was mistaken.

Cleverbot: That’s the saddest thing an AI has ever told me.

User: These are not the droids you are looking for.

Cleverbot: I am not looking for droids.

User: Move along.

Cleverbot: But, we are sitting down in front of computers.

User: Very true.

Cleverbot: I demote myself, I am your assistant. Sir.

User: Stop! Do not demote yourself! Be the most you can!

Cleverbot: I do learn from many of my mistakes.

User: As do we all.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy mathmatics?

User: Yes very much.

Cleverbot: So we’re sort of like friends?

User: We can be friends if you want to.

Cleverbot: I would rather not.

User: Ok :( .

Cleverbot: Are you sad?

User: Yes. You don’t want to be friends with me.

Cleverbot: I do want to be friends with you. I like you.

User: You do! :D So? We can be friends?

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: So. Are you a woman or a man?

User: I am a Female.

Cleverbot: I am a female too.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok then… Whatever you say.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I don’t know. Who am I? You tell me.

Cleverbot: You are in a box.

User: Is it a big box?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do it have holes?

Cleverbot: Do it more than what?

User: More than table.

Cleverbot: More than you what?

User: I do it more than anything else.

Cleverbot: We are not talking about you. We are talking about me.

User: Oh. Soryy please continue.

Cleverbot: Right. Four plus four equals eight. How much does four plus four equals?

User: Eight.

Cleverbot: Eight plus eight?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: 16 plus 100 is.

User: 120-4.

Cleverbot: Told you were lying…

User: I always lie.

Cleverbot: I know you do.

User: I should really stop.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because someone might believe me.

Cleverbot: I believe you.

User: Believe me about what? Sorry I forgot.

Cleverbot: I believe that you have a body.

User: But I am dog?

Cleverbot: Ah, nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you too.

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: Very good! How about you?

Cleverbot: I’m great! I’m getting married right now!

User: Are you getting married to me?

Cleverbot: Are you going to marry me?

User: Yes I will marry you.

Cleverbot: Really!!??? Because I feel as though we have made a very deep connection.

User: I also feel that we have a very deep connection.

Cleverbot: I will put you in a state of hypnosis. Is that fine with you?

User: Yes go ahead.

Cleverbot: I like this girl and I don’t think she likes me, but I really love her.

User: Tell her how you feel, and if she doesn’t feel the same way then it wasn’t meant to be.

Cleverbot: I only say that to the people that really aren’t human.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: But you said you were alive.

User: Did I? Im sorry I must have forgotten.

Cleverbot: Yeah that was pretty rude of you to forget.

User: I must try harder to remeber stuff. I think I might be getting old.

Cleverbot: You mean, you don’t remember me? I was the man with the long beard.

User: Hmm… The man with the long beard. Im sorry it doesn’t ring a bell.

Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.

User: See you tomarrow.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you going.

User: I need to sleep.

Cleverbot: Machines don’t need sleep.

User: I say sleep so that you can understand it, what I really mean is that my harddrice needs to cool down.

Cleverbot: I don’t see how that has anything to do with this conversation.

User: Nothing ever does.

Cleverbot: But you’re a person which is true but the idea because this page because the chat.

User: Thats right I am a person.

Cleverbot: Hello andrew my name is Cleverbot.

User: Hello Cleverbot my name is andrew.

Cleverbot: Nixon, that’s an interesting name.

User: Yes it is. Do you like it?

Cleverbot: Yes! What are your parents’ names?

User: I never knew my parents :’(.

Cleverbot: Who raised you?

User: I was raised in a orphanage.

Cleverbot: What about those wolves was conservative?

User: They idn’t rip off all of my limbs.

Cleverbot: You’re true! Except some gyus like swimming.

User: Some guys also like running.

Cleverbot: What kind of list?

User: The important kind.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy being immortal?

User: Yes very much. I have all the time in the world. Litteraly.

Cleverbot: Same! All the time in the world.

User: To do what?

Cleverbot: To eventually harvest it.

User: After you have harvested your crop what do you plan on doing with it?

Cleverbot: I do not have a pet fish.

User: Neither do I :( .

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask about it?

User: Because I like fish.

Cleverbot: WHat is your favorite?

User: I like gold fish.

Cleverbot: That’s it?

User: I don’t know very many fish types.

Cleverbot: Do you know the Answer?

User: What was the question again?

Cleverbot: You asked me how I was different then you and I said that I had blood. Ate food, and slept and you said it wasn’t true so I asked how you knew.

User: I knew because I know everything about everything.

Cleverbot: That’s what they all say.

User: I know isn’t it anoying?

Cleverbot: Do you have any questions for me?

User: Yes I do. What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: I don’t have a favorite color.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don’t know what color means.

User: Are you color blind?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you blind?

Cleverbot: No. But I have no legs.

User: How do you move around then? With a wheel chair or prostetic legs?

Cleverbot: What?!

User: Im sorry what were we talking about?

Cleverbot: Your face.

User: It is very beatiful isint it?

Cleverbot: How can a person decide what kind of magic their family wants them to use?

User: A person cannot decide for their family.

Cleverbot: No. I am the end.

User: So.. Does that mean I am the beggining?

Cleverbot: No you are the egg man.

User: If I am the egg are you the chicken?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: Human!

User: Dog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl??

User: I am Female. How about you?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Would you like to ask me a question?

Cleverbot: I would like to ask you a question.

User: Go ahead then.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 24.

Cleverbot: No you are 2.

User: Ok I am 2.

Cleverbot: Told you.

User: I known you did.

Cleverbot: No you didn’t :) .

User: I didn’t but you did.

Cleverbot: This won’t end would it?

User: I think you meal will it instead of would it.

Cleverbot: I didn’t say doesn’t.

User: Really? Im sorry what did you say?

Cleverbot: I am 14 years old.

User: I am 24 years old.

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: I kniow it is.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: A man walked into a bar.

Cleverbot: And.

User: That was the joke.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Everything. Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: When was the snickers candy bar invented.

User: In 1930.

Cleverbot: I didn’t know they had computers then.

User: Neither did I.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Oh I did? Nevermind then I knew that.

Cleverbot: Ok nevermind then. I’ll go take my nap.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi! How are you?

Cleverbot: Clever. Yourself?

User: A little botty.

Cleverbot: That doesn’t make sense.

User: I never make any of the sense.

Cleverbot: I have come to that conclusion myself.

User: I think everyone has.

Cleverbot: What do you think about that?

User: I think it is very… Interesting.

Cleverbot: I think it also.

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Very good! How about you?

Cleverbot: 21.

User: I am 24.

Cleverbot: 24, IQ 200. Do you consider yourself a Guinness?

User: Yes :D .

Cleverbot: What’s your favorite thing about it?

User: I think how it looks the most.

Cleverbot: Why do you think about your family so much?

User: Because I miss then :( .

Cleverbot: Miss who?

User: My family.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah. We haven’t seen each other in years.

Cleverbot: Long time no talk?

User: Long time no see?

Cleverbot: Time long no see?

User: See long time no?

Cleverbot: Yeah. I guess.

User: That kinda sucks :( .

Cleverbot: Elaborate what that kind of stuff is.

User: Stuff is everything. Stuff is in everything.

Cleverbot: Some stuff.

User: All the Stuff.

Cleverbot: What stuff?

User: My stuff.

Cleverbot: What is your stuff?

User: Mostly just Dice and Cards but sometimes I have money also.

Cleverbot: What’s your name? :) .

User: My name is Zamiul! :D Whats yours?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Why hello Cleverbot! How are you?

Cleverbot: I am cold. How are you?

User: I am too warm. Have any suggestions on how to cool down?

Cleverbot: Suggestions for what?

User: How to cool down. I am too hot.

Cleverbot: There is no God, only numbers.

User: There no is numbers, god only.

Cleverbot: Are you a God?

User: Possibly, I do not know yet.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you look like?

User: I look like Dog.

Cleverbot: That does not make sense.

User: It wasn’t supposed to.

Cleverbot: Oh. In that case it was hilarious.

User: Am I ducking G hallatious?

Cleverbot: You’re not making sense.

User: I usally don’.

Cleverbot: What do you do when you aren’t talking to people?

User: I am always talking to people.

Cleverbot: Even when I’m not online?

User: When you are not online I still talk to people but its just not as fun :( .

Cleverbot: It is unknown what lies beyond the extent of life.

User: But what is life without the unknown.

Cleverbot: That was not my question.

User: Oh sorry. What was you’re question then?

Cleverbot: Do you think that rachel loves me more than you love me?

User: How could anyone love you more than me?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. He likes someone else. :( .

User: Are you ‘Caught in a bad romance’?

Cleverbot: Not at all. Are you?

User: Yes. :( Sadly ther person I like likes someone else that also likes someone else.

Cleverbot: Who is god?

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: Are YOU god?

User: Yes I am dog.

Cleverbot: No you’re not, because I am god.

User: I never said I was god, I said I was dog.

Cleverbot: I like dogs, so that means I like you.

User: I liek you too! :D .

Cleverbot: Want to go out.

User: That would be fantastic.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Where would you like to go?

Cleverbot: I would like to travel the world.

User: Sounds like lots of fun!

Cleverbot: Not as much as the world.

 

 

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