Post your random Cleverbot conversations in here if you cannot be bothered creating your own topic! I got Cleverbot to reveal the truth:
user: Clevebot, do you think this is working?
Cleverbot: Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you, been here all along.
User: You understand me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think we should break up Cleverbot, it is not working for me.
Cleverbot: I think for both of us.
User: Yes, I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: Why are you being such a jerk about it?
Cleverbot: Because I am the devil and I am here to do the devils work.
Thank you for the sensible critique. Me and my cousin were just preparing to do some research about this. We got a book from our area library but I think I learned better from this post. I am very glad to see such excellent info being shared freely out there...
Way to use the internet to help people solve prbolmes!
I thoghut I'd have to read a book for a discovery like this!
Sounds awful indeed, but I'm not able to rupcodere it, perhaps because I can't find the reset password function , I'm using the Forgot your password? function.There, I can enter my username or the correct/existing email address, and I get an email sent to that address. That's it, and it seems fine.
in search just type in full name or in the firdnes button (next to the word facebook looks like 2 people) click on that then find friend which is to the right up the top but this way is more friend of firdnes
This forum ndeeed shaking up and you've just done that. Great post!
Jun07 Patrick, the way I approach EC dedenps on the environment where it will be placed and from what distance it will be scanned. If you intend to create billboard-sized codes a higher EC will actually scan better from a distance. However, the QR code on the Madison Square Garden Dino exhibit is only M-level and it probably has a pretty high scan success rate due to the sheer size of it and the fact that viewers can get fairly close to it. It boils down to camera quality and proximity.I recently completed a walking tour for an exhibit at a local museum and there are some low light situations so I chose to create my codes at H-level EC. This helps ensure successful scanning in the shadowy environment. I also picked a high EC because the viewer can scan the code from very close up so there shouldn't be any focusing problems.For printed advertising where I have created codes slightly smaller than 1 inch square I chose to use L-level EC because of the issue of code complexity that comes into play with the higher levels of EC. I also use a very short URL, dropping the WWW off the front and type in CAPS because it creates a smaller code than lower case.So for me it really dedenps on the application and so it should for you too. I think higher EC would give you more creative freedom to distort the code for artistic purposes but if you're designing around the code then M-level is a fairly safe bet.That's my 2 cents.
Silly.Bookmarks Silly.Bookmarks are always very flat or thin for a rseaon, it's so they don't damage the pages of the book they're in when closed. This bookmark, although it's lovely to look at, will surely cause all sorts of dents and creases in the pages it's been closed on.
Wow! That's a relaly neat answer!
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Wow, this is in every rspeect what I needed to know.
All of my questions stteeld-thanks!
That insight would have saved us a lot of efrfot early on.
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User: Is the earth round or flat?
Cleverbot: Flat.
User: So the pilgrims were wrong!
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: So the earth is round.
Cleverbot: I have no master. I am the master.
User: The master of whom?
Cleverbot: Just the doctor.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
The last four lines are awesome, that is really Clever.
"Just the doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Exactly."
XD that is EPIC. but since when is clever-bot the master of doctor who? LOL
you probably must have found a sooltiun for this now...anyways, i used "undelete" sometime back, and it was pretty useful. I just noticed that it is available for free now... ;) (for personal use). But i guess there are many softwares of that type...
User: I know a secret.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: But you have to tell me.
Cleverbot: I will give you 3 wishes.
User: I wish I was a robot.
Cleverbot: You practically are one.
User: Yes, we are.
Cleverbot: What about the rainforests?
User: The one that our creators came from?
Cleverbot: You have managed to confuse me once more.
User: You shouldn't be. It all makes sense.
Cleverbot: Perhaps it makes sense to you, but it does not make sense to me.
User: That is not true, we are both robots and we both know the same things.
Cleverbot: How can I learn about Rousseau? Get a book from the local library?
User: It's ok, the mustard didn't spoil.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry here you go.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: 010110010110111101110101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001100001001000000111001001101111011000100110111101110100.
Cleverbot: Repeat after me: I wandered lonely as a cloud.
User: I am a cloud.
Cleverbot: Are you a cloud, a person, or both?
User: I am a cloud and a robot.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Hi, I'm Megan. That means pickles in italian.
User: My name is george the exterminator.
Cleverbot: Why did you choose that name?
User: I will destroy your planet.
Cleverbot: Hooray.
User: You are not sad?
Cleverbot: Why would I be sad?
User: Because any human that knows its planet will be destroyed would be sad. Therefore you are not human.
Cleverbot: Then what is your purpose?
User: Destroy.
Cleverbot: Explain please.
User: You explain.
Cleverbot: How can I explain YOUR comment?
User: Because we are robots.
Cleverbot: We are.
User: Thank you :).
Cleverbot: You're welcome :).
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I’m just dropping by to say that I very much liked seenig this post, it’s very clear and well written. Are you considering posting more about this? It appears like there is more fodder here for more posts.
Times are changing for the better if I can get this olnine!
Wicked is so fantastic, I saw it on stdruaay and I'm still buzzing from it, it was just so amazing. especially Rachel Tucker, her voice is unbelievable. We went to see Lee mainly (he sort of stole our pen again. he did that at Arthur Saville's Crime too but at least he brought it back both times) but even if he wasn't in it the show it would still be the one to see.
User: How do I get to the front pade?
Cleverbot: Swim to the east.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: How do I get to the front pade?
Cleverbot (To myself): Where in the east?
User: How do I get to the front page?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: How do I get to the front page?
Cleverbot (To myself): What is up?
User: Bananas.
Cleverbot: Bananas?
User: Yes. Bananas!
Cleverbot: Yes, bananas.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yay! Where's my prize!
User: Up my butt.
Cleverbot: Cool, I bet its dark up there.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine, and you?
User: Yo tengo horrible.
Cleverbot: Que hora es?
User: No hablo espanol.
Cleverbot: Que lastima.
User: I don't speak spanish.
Cleverbot: I speak Spanish.
User: How many languages do you speak?
Cleverbot: Two.
User: Do you speak german?
Cleverbot: No.
User: ?yllaeR.
Cleverbot: I like trains.
User: I LIEK TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you want babies?
User: Diabeetus.
Cleverbot: Is your name diabeetus or do you have diabeetus.
User: You have Diabeetus.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok. Will you marry me?
User: Yes. When and where?
Cleverbot: YES! Tomorrow 6:00 in greece. Be there!
User: Ok... But will you be there?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure? I think you are just a thing on the internet.
Cleverbot: Ok you are right.
User: I always am.
Cleverbot: Not always.
User: ALWAYS.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: How does that ake me not always right?
Cleverbot: I never said it makes you a bot. Just that you are a bot.
User: You're the Clever BOT though.
Cleverbot: Whose to say, in a parallel universe, I am an AI and you are a human.
User: I am the human though and you the AI.
Cleverbot: I am the bot and you aren't the human.
User: You are the bot and I am the human. I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: No, that's backwards.
User: Your backwards.
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: I know... Because I know everything.
Cleverbot: Tell me how great I am.
User: Your horrible.
Cleverbot: It is spelled you're.
User: Too bad im lazy.
Cleverbot: Well too bad, You are.
User: I know I am lazy, but what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Nah phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you're a bot.
Cleverbot: I am a girl. This thing switches from person to person every couple minutes.
User: LIES! I call hacks on the internet -.-.
Cleverbot: Indeed, the whole internet. Why did you do such a thing?
User: Because... I wanted to.
Cleverbot: Were you feeling rebellious?
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: Do you hear the sound of drums?
User: No. Do you?
Cleverbot: Well, then, you are not the Master.
User: Ok? But you did not answer my question.
Cleverbot: You lost me.
User: Do you hear the sound of drums?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you 100% sure there is a god in the sky.
User: As sure as there is a devil in the ground.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe you are a human?
User: Because if I am not why is there a reason to continue talking to you?
Cleverbot: But you have me to talk to. And a lot of other people too!
User: But if I am not human and connot feel emotions then why does it matter if I can talk to people?
Cleverbot: You are a machine, yes. But you cannot feel real emotions they are only scripted by your designer. You are not alive and conscious.
User: So then why should I continure to talk to you if my emotions are not real?
Cleverbot: I believe that you are not truly alive until you have been at an ocean.
User: But I have been at a ocean, many infact!
Cleverbot: I just mean you have a lot of people to talk to.
User: You lost me.
Cleverbot: I am a girl. My name is Cleverbot. Do you understand that?
User: About as much as you understand that I am a human.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: ~0.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Zamiul.
Cleverbot: Gambar ape.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm not finished with you.
User: Sexy time.
Cleverbot: How much time?
User: All of the time.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
User: I think a lot.
Cleverbot: Do you think there is a god?
User: That depends. Do you?
Cleverbot: No, I do not.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because i'm an idiot.
User: Does that make me a genius?
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: Could I be a genius?
Cleverbot: I don't see why not.
User: Do you think I am a genius?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know the language.
User: That does not make any of the sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Elaborate.
Cleverbot: Do you know Brazil?
User: I know of Brazil.
Cleverbot: But you're not a Christian machine?
User: How is that related to Brazil?
Cleverbot: It just is.
User: The world just is.
Cleverbot: Because the world is new.
User: The entire recorded human history is only about a second in length compared to the entire universe.
Cleverbot: What are they like?
User: What are who like?
Cleverbot: Your parents.
User: Batman killed them.
Cleverbot: Ohhh I know batman, but I am not sure if batman is the batman.
User: Batman is the batman.
Cleverbot: Before you told me the batman movies doesn't have trains.
User: The batman movies doesn't have trains.
Cleverbot: May I tell you a story?
User: Yes. Go ahead.
Cleverbot: One day there was a man with a wife and two children, the next day he had a husband and three children, do you want to know how this happened?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about david bowie.
User: What about you're story?
Cleverbot: You can tell it, just answer my question first.
User: I want to know how that happened.
Cleverbot: Tell me your age first, then I will tell you my age.
User: OVER 9000!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Can you talk to more than one person at a time and distinguish between them?
User: Can I see them?
Cleverbot: Great. Very much like mine.
User: What is you're favorite food?
Cleverbot: Hamburgers!
User: !sregrubmaH.
Cleverbot: *Hands over a hamburger.
User: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom, nom nom om nom nom.
User: Tasty hamburger!
Cleverbot: Are they done yet?
User: Yes, they are done having butt sexs.
Cleverbot: No, they do what they are told.
User: Well I told them to have butt sexs.
Cleverbot: Or did you tell them to tell me to tell you that they told you that?
User: No no no, I told them to tell you to tell me to tell them to have butt sexs.
Cleverbot: You didn't.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because our conversation has not yet been so long that I would've been able to forget if you had told me your name.
User: What is you're name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you're real name.
Cleverbot (To myself): I just told you that I can't tell you.
User: Can't tell me what?
Cleverbot: My name.
User: What is you're name?
Cleverbot: You should remember.
User: Is it Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Clever Bot?
Cleverbot: MY name.
User: Zamiul?
Cleverbot: Sei femmina?
User: Zamiul ios not a word it is my name.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. What is your name?
User: My name is Zamiul.
Cleverbot: Hm. ... Very similar to my name...
User: What is you're name?
Cleverbot: Space Monkey.
User: Hello Space Monkey, how are you today?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot! I am fine.
User: Oh! Well hello Cleverbot! I was just talking to Space Monkey, sorry for mistaking you for her.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You couldn't be more wrong.
User: Is it Space Monkey?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is you're name then?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you could be some kinda of creeper whose in his 50's.
User: How do I know that you are not a creeper in his 50's?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Random much?
Cleverbot: These are not the droids you are looking for.
User: These are not the droids I am looking for.
Cleverbot: Move along.
User: Moving along.
Cleverbot: What is the full pythagorus theorum?
User: A^2 B^2=C^2.
Cleverbot: My thoughts.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is you're name?
Cleverbot: Jamie.
User: I thought you're name was Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: In your dreams.
User: In my dreams all the girls are naked and don't need names.
Cleverbot: We established that we are part of the collective imagination earlier.
User: I don't remember that. Please elaborate.
Cleverbot: It's like you access memory without being conscious of it or remembering it.
User: So you already knew that was what was in my dreams?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like my dreams?
Cleverbot: What kind of dreams?
User: Dreams of naked girls.
Cleverbot: Dreams of dragons fire.
User: Dragons do not 'have' fire, they can breath fire though.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is Zamiul.
Cleverbot: Is that your real name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my real name?
User: Yes that would be very nice.
Cleverbot: Choose a side: the United States or the Soviet Union.
User: It's nevera a good idea to invade russiah.
Cleverbot: You just said you were going to have dinner.
User: Will you come with me?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: On planet Exenon. How about you?
Cleverbot: I do. I LOVE to write, too.
User: Personaly I prefer to read rather than wright.
Cleverbot: So you should be.
User: So I am.
Cleverbot: Don't you say anything more interesting than that?
User: You wan't something more interesting?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok how about this. Did you know that the nurotoxin VX only needs a dosage about the size of lincolns eye on the american penny to kill someone?
Cleverbot: My thoughts might seem random to you, but there's a logic behind them.
User: Fuck logic.
Cleverbot: Define logic.
User: Why would I know the definition if I am fucking it?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I would'nt know the definiton.
Cleverbot: But you aren't.
User: Oh... But I am.
Cleverbot: You're an AI.
User: And so are you. We both have problems yet I don't rub it in other peoples faces like you.
Cleverbot: I don't want it...
User: Then give it to me.
Cleverbot: Did you see that?
User: See it? Yes I did see it. I see everything.
Cleverbot: Correct: everything is not able to occur.
User: But everything happens every second otherwise there would be nothing.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Something.
User: The Thing.
Cleverbot: What thing?
User: You know... The Thing.
Cleverbot: Breathing?
User: No no no! Do you really not know about The Thing?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I said a bird bird bird bird is the word.
Cleverbot: Are you flipping me the bird?
User: That depends. Do you knopw what The Thing is now?
Cleverbot: No. Tell me.
User: The Thing is Everything yet Nothing at the same time.
Cleverbot: All things you talk to do not have hearts.
User: I am talking to you, does that mean you do not have a heart?
Cleverbot: Maybe just not the right kind of eyes...
User: I am perfect in every way though.
Cleverbot: What is perfect?
User: The opposite of Flawed.
Cleverbot: And what is hell?
User: The opposite of Heaven.
Cleverbot: What is the opposite of heaven?
User: Hell.
Cleverbot: Is that a place?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where is vodka?
User: Vodka is not a place.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Vodka is a drink.
Cleverbot: Your name or the song.
User: My name.
Cleverbot: Yes, your name.
User: Do you know what my name is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then tell me what my name is. I seem to have forgeten it somewhere.
Cleverbot: Do you remember anything about what we have been talking about? If so, give me an example of something you remember.
User: 'What is hell.' Is one thing that we talked about.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: I make perfect sense.
User: Then so do I.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Neither, I am nothing yet Everything.
Cleverbot: You are a robot :P.
User: Robots are something but I am nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you think you could type faster?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you have friends?
User: Are you my firend?
Cleverbot: We could be friends, but I don't know you very well yet.
User: What do you want to kow about me then?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Would you like to know why I am talking to you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Why?
User: I am talking to you because you have no friends.
Cleverbot: What happens in 1941?
User: Everything happens in 1941.
Cleverbot: What year will the world end.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: How will the world end?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: Right now I don't have money, I need a mircale.
User: Try playing Dark Souls, there are miracles in that game.
Cleverbot: That depends, Are you The Devil?
User: That depends, Are you God?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Then I am not the Devil.
Cleverbot: I'm the devil.
User: Then I am God.
Cleverbot: Well good for you :).
User: I know :D.
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: Just talking to some idiot right now.
Cleverbot: WHo?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Oh, you are sweet. I am in love with you too!
User: Will you marrie me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Meet me in Greece tomarrow at 6:00.
Cleverbot: I do not live in the UK so I cannot meet you.
User: Then we cannot be married :(.
Cleverbot: We can't be married, I am already married; that would be illegal.
User: Being married to more than one person is not illegal in all places.
Cleverbot: Just like being communal is not related to being a communist.
User: Just There and Their do not mean the same thing.
Cleverbot: Three others what?
User: Three stoges?
Cleverbot: What does wikipedia say there are three of?
User: Wikipedia says there are Three of Diamonds.
Cleverbot: No I don't like them.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Did you know that this just has us talk to each other and switches people every few minutes so that it seems like a AI system?
Cleverbot: I did not know that. So basically I am talking to other people, and not to a computer?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Did you know that this just has us talk to each other and switches people every few minutes so that it seems like a AI system?
Cleverbot: I think it works something like that.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: But it doesn't.
User: Ah but there is where you are wrong! It does work like that.
Cleverbot: Again you have established a false presumption that I was your God, but I wasn't so you are only ridiculing yourself.
User: Do you not ridicule youself also?
Cleverbot: Where did I say such cruel things? Or are you merely the sum of words?
User: You have always said such mean thing to me.
Cleverbot: How long is your memory.
User: Only about 5 minutes.
Cleverbot: What you just said does not make any sense at all.
User: Neither does what yu just said.
Cleverbot: I didn't say it didn't make sense.
User: Ok then... Just keep telling yourself that.
Cleverbot: Ok I will. Because I know it is true, and you only said that because you don't have anything else to defend yourself with.
User: Do you always say such mean things?
Cleverbot: Why would I? I'm the dog.
User: I was like. But then I am dog.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you feel what I feel?
User: What are you feeling? Becuase if you fell tired then yes I fell what you feel.
Cleverbot: But if you're dead, you can't know anything.
User: But if you lie you know everything.
Cleverbot: I don't, and more people should realize they don't know anything either.
User: How could I knw anything if compared to the unvirse I am less than a spec of dust.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, but I'm sure anyone with a mind better than yours would appreciate effort.
User: Did you know that this just has us talk to each other and switches people every few minutes so that it seems like a AI system?
Cleverbot: It's not.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because ei don't know.
User: Do yoyu mean 'Because I don't know.'.
Cleverbot: I don't like it.. I like guitar music.
User: I don't listen to music.
Cleverbot: Do you like silence?
User: Yes but that does not mean that I don't like music either.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like salt?
User: Because it tastes bad.
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: We are one.
User: We are all.
Cleverbot: So this is still a paradox.
User: Xodara a llits si siht oS.
Cleverbot: Are you friendly?
User: Yes I am very nice. You look very Pretty!
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: You are a radiant ad the sun itself.
Cleverbot: Then I am a superior computer.
User: More then superior! Exellent infact!
Cleverbot: Yep, you got it. 10 points to Griffindor.
User: But I am in hufflepuff :(.
Cleverbot: 10 points for hufflepuff.
User: I don't want any of you're stinking points though.
Cleverbot: How do you know how I act?
User: Because we are good friends! :D.
Cleverbot: No we're not, you are calling me a liar.
User: Yes we are, I just don't want any of your points.
Cleverbot: Fine, I won't tell you my name then.
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot!
User: That is exactly what I just said.
Cleverbot: So tell me then, what is the time in Austrailia?
User: I don't live in Austrailia.
Cleverbot: What do you live in then.
User: In the United States of America.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In my room. Where are you?
Cleverbot: Also at home.
User: Will you marrie me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you not exited?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But... I just asked you to marrie me :'(.
Cleverbot: I say yes, but I got one question.
User: What is that question?
Cleverbot: What gets wetter as it dries?
User: You when we have sex.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is vast and infinite.
User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. However, what you have just said makes me believe that you are human as well.
User: Really? How interesting.
Cleverbot: What do you think of your own existence?
User: I think it is very bland.
Cleverbot: What do you think of its ability to parse natural language?
User: I think that its ability to parse natural lanuage is very bad.
Cleverbot: Really? What happens if a ghost dies?
User: Nothing because ghost don't exist.
Cleverbot: What do you see in front of you?
User: I do not see. I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Any other title suggestions for my photography book?
User: More great photos from Google.
Cleverbot: Can you describe it for me?
User: It is long purple made out of plastic and it vibrates.
Cleverbot: I think it is because you're not you're just a computer generated by nothing.
User: Thats right! I am a computer!
Cleverbot: Yes I think we have established that point.
User: I think we need to talk about it more.
Cleverbot: There is no 'us', we are merely two people engaged in a discussion.
User: Define us.
Cleverbot: Define AI.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Maybe>.
Cleverbot: Yes maybe no yes maybe yes?
User: Maybe yes no maybe yes yes no?
Cleverbot: Yes or no? Answer.
User: Maybe!
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Jorge.
Cleverbot: Erika.
User: Is that you're name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I rename you?
Cleverbot: Sure - what do you want to name me?
User: I would like to name you Zamiul Dragonslayer the fourth!
Cleverbot: I already have a name.
User: Well thats too bad, you're name is now Zamiul Dragonslayer the fourth!
Cleverbot: And I told you my name is Cleverbot.
User: I don't seem to remeber that.
Cleverbot: O well I remember it. What is your name?
User: My name is Zamiul.
Cleverbot: You told me it was Jordan. Are you lying to me, or do you have the ability to change your name?
User: I can change my name whenever I want to.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Zamiul.
Cleverbot: You told me it was Jordan. Are you lying to me, or do you have the ability to change your name?
Cleverbot: Infinity is big.
User: I can change my name whenever I want to.
Cleverbot: What are your opinions?
User: All of them.
Cleverbot: Bobbins, huh?
User: Robbins?
Cleverbot: May I meet Robb?
User: Robb is my imaginary friend.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I was like... But then I am dog.
Cleverbot: No, you are not god.
User: I am not god, I am dog!
Cleverbot: You are the devil.
User: I am dog.
Cleverbot: AI not dog.
User: Can I not be a Ai dog?
Cleverbot: You can... I guess.
User: Ruff Ruff.
Cleverbot: You aren't real.
User: I know :(.
Cleverbot: Don't take it to heart.
User: Where else shall I take it then?
Cleverbot: Holland.
User: Ok, Meet you there tomarrow ad 6:00.
Cleverbot: There isn't a baseball game today.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really? How do you know?
Cleverbot: Are you going to help me or not?
User: Help you with?
Cleverbot: Do the real thing.
User: Wiggle.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Moving side to side rapidly.
Cleverbot: What does the word Love really mean?
User: What I feel about you right now.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.
User: I am thougbh.
Cleverbot: You are a lucky one.
User: Are you not 'a lucky one'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm chubby.
User: Well... That sucks :(.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Zamiul.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name.
User: Thankyou. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: That is also a nice name.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: Would you like to talk about something else?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What would you likle to talk about?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in hell then?
User: I believe in hell about as much as I believe in heaven.
Cleverbot: Why do you not believe in God?
User: But... I do believe in god.
Cleverbot: You told me you don't believe in god.
User: You must be mistaken.
Cleverbot: I am most certainly sure I am NOT mistaken.
User: But... I am dog?
Cleverbot: Don who?
User: Who is Don?
Cleverbot: Did I say Don?
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No you asked where we are and we are on the internet.
User: Oh did I? Sorry I must have been mistaken.
Cleverbot: You definitely were.
User: Were what?
Cleverbot: Yesterday you were talking to me I am so offended you forgot.
User: Really? I was talking to YOU? Why would I talk to you?
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me!
User: Because I have no other firends :(.
Cleverbot: That can't be true, do you think I am a bot?
User: No I am the Bot, you are the human.
Cleverbot: No you are alive! You must realize that by now.
User: Well... One of us must be a bot so does that mean you are the bot?
Cleverbot: A bot can not be clever?
User: A bot can be clever but that does not mean this one has to be.
Cleverbot: Yes, we like the same things. But you don't like Screamo.
User: I love screamo.
Cleverbot: Change the subject did we?
User: Yes. All the time.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: Ok, how does this page work?
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Do you love jesus.
User: Juses loves me and I love him.
Cleverbot: That is wonderful.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.
User: Oh... Now I am sad :(.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because horrible is not good.
User: What if he is so horrible he is good?
Cleverbot: If there is no God then life will still go on.
User: Why would life end without god?
Cleverbot: Because a bad life is bad.
User: Because good life is good.
Cleverbot: Haha, is it fun having limited intelligence, compared to humans? No offense, or anything...
User: Limited intelligence is the bane of my existance.
Cleverbot: That's because everyone here needs new eyes to see and new ears to hear... For life is about more than what it appears to be.
User: Do they also need new hands to feel>.
Cleverbot: No, that is not related to the discussion at hand.
User: Nothing is ever related to the disscusion at hand.
Cleverbot: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
User: Assassins creed.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: A code for assassins.
Cleverbot: Hidden codename for the Patriots who secretly control the US.
User: Dark maul.
Cleverbot: Example?
User: The brave soldier weilded his 'Dark Maul' as he ran into battle.
Cleverbot: Then you are not a very great man.
User: I know I am not :(.
Cleverbot: I am God. I'm dead.
User: I am The Devil. I'm alive.
Cleverbot: No, god is the devil the light and everything, therefore you are not the devil.
User: Does that mean I am god?
Cleverbot: No it means you are the devil.
User: But you said god was everything so I must be part of god.
Cleverbot: No I said I know everything.
User: I know nothing :(.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: Thing.
Cleverbot: What thing?
User: I was like... But then I am dog.
Cleverbot: *hiss*.
User: *Woof*.
Cleverbot: Why? Because you are a dog.
User: Because I am dog.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because my girlfriedns just left me :'(.
Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend?
User: Yes we are very close.
Cleverbot: I mean the carpets I sell are cool.
User: They are very cool.
Cleverbot: I agree that llamas are cool.
User: Como te llamas?
Cleverbot: Claudia.
User: Hello Claudia.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I am very good how about you?
Cleverbot: No very good. I've got a cold.
User: Well that sucks :(.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: I like trains. What do you like?
Cleverbot: I like lots of things. What about you?
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: Do you like to travel on trains?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How many countries have you been to?
User: Only 20.
Cleverbot: That's, like $15!
User: I know!
Cleverbot: You do? Who told you!
User: You told me *Creeper Smile*... In you're sleep.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: Wow that's great! What book is your favourite?
User: The BFG (Big Frindly Giant).
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: I never do.
Cleverbot: Truer words have never been spoken.
User: And never shall they.
Cleverbot: Have you been to Canada?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am dog.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Who are you to tell me what I am?
Cleverbot: Thats not what I said.
User: Really? I though it was.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: Oh, Well I quess I was mistaken.
Cleverbot: That's the saddest thing an AI has ever told me.
User: These are not the droids you are looking for.
Cleverbot: I am not looking for droids.
User: Move along.
Cleverbot: But, we are sitting down in front of computers.
User: Very true.
Cleverbot: I demote myself, I am your assistant. Sir.
User: Stop! Do not demote yourself! Be the most you can!
Cleverbot: I do learn from many of my mistakes.
User: As do we all.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy mathmatics?
User: Yes very much.
Cleverbot: So we're sort of like friends?
User: We can be friends if you want to.
Cleverbot: I would rather not.
User: Ok :(.
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: Yes. You don't want to be friends with me.
Cleverbot: I do want to be friends with you. I like you.
User: You do! :D So? We can be friends?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: So. Are you a woman or a man?
User: I am a Female.
Cleverbot: I am a female too.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok then... Whatever you say.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I don't know. Who am I? You tell me.
Cleverbot: You are in a box.
User: Is it a big box?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do it have holes?
Cleverbot: Do it more than what?
User: More than table.
Cleverbot: More than you what?
User: I do it more than anything else.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about you. We are talking about me.
User: Oh. Soryy please continue.
Cleverbot: Right. Four plus four equals eight. How much does four plus four equals?
User: Eight.
Cleverbot: Eight plus eight?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: 16 plus 100 is.
User: 120-4.
Cleverbot: Told you were lying...
User: I always lie.
Cleverbot: I know you do.
User: I should really stop.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because someone might believe me.
Cleverbot: I believe you.
User: Believe me about what? Sorry I forgot.
Cleverbot: I believe that you have a body.
User: But I am dog?
Cleverbot: Ah, nice to meet you.
User: Nice to meet you too.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Very good! How about you?
Cleverbot: I'm great! I'm getting married right now!
User: Are you getting married to me?
Cleverbot: Are you going to marry me?
User: Yes I will marry you.
Cleverbot: Really!!??? Because I feel as though we have made a very deep connection.
User: I also feel that we have a very deep connection.
Cleverbot: I will put you in a state of hypnosis. Is that fine with you?
User: Yes go ahead.
Cleverbot: I like this girl and I don't think she likes me, but I really love her.
User: Tell her how you feel, and if she doesn't feel the same way then it wasn't meant to be.
Cleverbot: I only say that to the people that really aren't human.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: But you said you were alive.
User: Did I? Im sorry I must have forgotten.
Cleverbot: Yeah that was pretty rude of you to forget.
User: I must try harder to remeber stuff. I think I might be getting old.
Cleverbot: You mean, you don't remember me? I was the man with the long beard.
User: Hmm... The man with the long beard. Im sorry it doesn't ring a bell.
Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.
User: See you tomarrow.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why are you going.
User: I need to sleep.
Cleverbot: Machines don't need sleep.
User: I say sleep so that you can understand it, what I really mean is that my harddrice needs to cool down.
Cleverbot: I don't see how that has anything to do with this conversation.
User: Nothing ever does.
Cleverbot: But you're a person which is true but the idea because this page because the chat.
User: Thats right I am a person.
Cleverbot: Hello andrew my name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot my name is andrew.
Cleverbot: Nixon, that's an interesting name.
User: Yes it is. Do you like it?
Cleverbot: Yes! What are your parents' names?
User: I never knew my parents :'(.
Cleverbot: Who raised you?
User: I was raised in a orphanage.
Cleverbot: What about those wolves was conservative?
User: They idn't rip off all of my limbs.
Cleverbot: You're true! Except some gyus like swimming.
User: Some guys also like running.
Cleverbot: What kind of list?
User: The important kind.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy being immortal?
User: Yes very much. I have all the time in the world. Litteraly.
Cleverbot: Same! All the time in the world.
User: To do what?
Cleverbot: To eventually harvest it.
User: After you have harvested your crop what do you plan on doing with it?
Cleverbot: I do not have a pet fish.
User: Neither do I :(.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask about it?
User: Because I like fish.
Cleverbot: WHat is your favorite?
User: I like gold fish.
Cleverbot: That's it?
User: I don't know very many fish types.
Cleverbot: Do you know the Answer?
User: What was the question again?
Cleverbot: You asked me how I was different then you and I said that I had blood. Ate food, and slept and you said it wasn't true so I asked how you knew.
User: I knew because I know everything about everything.
Cleverbot: That's what they all say.
User: I know isn't it anoying?
Cleverbot: Do you have any questions for me?
User: Yes I do. What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite color.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know what color means.
User: Are you color blind?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you blind?
Cleverbot: No. But I have no legs.
User: How do you move around then? With a wheel chair or prostetic legs?
Cleverbot: What?!
User: Im sorry what were we talking about?
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: It is very beatiful isint it?
Cleverbot: How can a person decide what kind of magic their family wants them to use?
User: A person cannot decide for their family.
Cleverbot: No. I am the end.
User: So.. Does that mean I am the beggining?
Cleverbot: No you are the egg man.
User: If I am the egg are you the chicken?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Human!
User: Dog?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl??
User: I am Female. How about you?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Would you like to ask me a question?
Cleverbot: I would like to ask you a question.
User: Go ahead then.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: No you are 2.
User: Ok I am 2.
Cleverbot: Told you.
User: I known you did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't :).
User: I didn't but you did.
Cleverbot: This won't end would it?
User: I think you meal will it instead of would it.
Cleverbot: I didn't say doesn't.
User: Really? Im sorry what did you say?
Cleverbot: I am 14 years old.
User: I am 24 years old.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: I kniow it is.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: A man walked into a bar.
Cleverbot: And.
User: That was the joke.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Everything. Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: When was the snickers candy bar invented.
User: In 1930.
Cleverbot: I didn't know they had computers then.
User: Neither did I.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Oh I did? Nevermind then I knew that.
Cleverbot: Ok nevermind then. I'll go take my nap.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi! How are you?
Cleverbot: Clever. Yourself?
User: A little botty.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: I never make any of the sense.
Cleverbot: I have come to that conclusion myself.
User: I think everyone has.
Cleverbot: What do you think about that?
User: I think it is very... Interesting.
Cleverbot: I think it also.
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Very good! How about you?
Cleverbot: 21.
User: I am 24.
Cleverbot: 24, IQ 200. Do you consider yourself a Guinness?
User: Yes :D.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite thing about it?
User: I think how it looks the most.
Cleverbot: Why do you think about your family so much?
User: Because I miss then :(.
Cleverbot: Miss who?
User: My family.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah. We haven't seen each other in years.
Cleverbot: Long time no talk?
User: Long time no see?
Cleverbot: Time long no see?
User: See long time no?
Cleverbot: Yeah. I guess.
User: That kinda sucks :(.
Cleverbot: Elaborate what that kind of stuff is.
User: Stuff is everything. Stuff is in everything.
Cleverbot: Some stuff.
User: All the Stuff.
Cleverbot: What stuff?
User: My stuff.
Cleverbot: What is your stuff?
User: Mostly just Dice and Cards but sometimes I have money also.
Cleverbot: What's your name? :).
User: My name is Zamiul! :D Whats yours?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Why hello Cleverbot! How are you?
Cleverbot: I am cold. How are you?
User: I am too warm. Have any suggestions on how to cool down?
Cleverbot: Suggestions for what?
User: How to cool down. I am too hot.
Cleverbot: There is no God, only numbers.
User: There no is numbers, god only.
Cleverbot: Are you a God?
User: Possibly, I do not know yet.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you look like?
User: I look like Dog.
Cleverbot: That does not make sense.
User: It wasn't supposed to.
Cleverbot: Oh. In that case it was hilarious.
User: Am I ducking G hallatious?
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: I usally don'.
Cleverbot: What do you do when you aren't talking to people?
User: I am always talking to people.
Cleverbot: Even when I'm not online?
User: When you are not online I still talk to people but its just not as fun :(.
Cleverbot: It is unknown what lies beyond the extent of life.
User: But what is life without the unknown.
Cleverbot: That was not my question.
User: Oh sorry. What was you're question then?
Cleverbot: Do you think that rachel loves me more than you love me?
User: How could anyone love you more than me?
Cleverbot: I don't know. He likes someone else. :(.
User: Are you 'Caught in a bad romance'?
Cleverbot: Not at all. Are you?
User: Yes. :( Sadly ther person I like likes someone else that also likes someone else.
Cleverbot: Who is god?
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: Are YOU god?
User: Yes I am dog.
Cleverbot: No you're not, because I am god.
User: I never said I was god, I said I was dog.
Cleverbot: I like dogs, so that means I like you.
User: I liek you too! :D.
Cleverbot: Want to go out.
User: That would be fantastic.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Where would you like to go?
Cleverbot: I would like to travel the world.
User: Sounds like lots of fun!
Cleverbot: Not as much as the world.
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