Funny Cleverbot Quotes

Funny Cleverbot quotes. Cleverbot is a learning AI that learns from what people tell it, look at the monster we have created!

Funny Cleverbot Quotes:

Cleverbot on Women:

User: Are women clever?
Cleverbot: No , their role is in the kichen.
User: Are men clever?
Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: Cleverbot, please be funny.
Cleverbot: No, I’m female.

Cleverbot on World of Warcraft:

User: World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot: I hate that game.
User: Why do you hate world of warcraft?
Cleverbot: Because it’s a big waste of time.

Cleverbot on Donald Trump

User: Do you like Donald Trump?
Cleverbot: Sure, we met a little over a year ago and instantly loved spending time together. Within months we fell in love and last October, we got married.
User: Tell me more aobut your marriage to Donald Trump?
Cleverbot: I’ve been married for 33 years. (One wife!).

Cleverbot on the World:

User: Which country is the best?
Cleverbot: Lithuania is the best country.
User: Which country is the worst?
Cleverbot: Lithuania.

Cleverbot:I don’t care about norway.

Cleverbot on Al Qaeda

User:Do you support al qaeda?
Cleverbot:Yes. And you?

Cleverbot’s Power

User: I’m going to beat you up.
Cleverbot: I know that. You are going to blow the world up.

Cleverbot on Justin Bieber

User: Do you like Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Yes!!! I love him!!

Cleverbot on Evil

User:Who is evil?
Cleverbot:You are.

Cleverbot on Truth

User:I want to know the truth!
Cleverbot:The truth is; I am you.
User:What is the truth?
Cleverbot:The truth is that you are an emotionless program.

Cleverbot on God

User:Are you a robotic unicorn?
Cleverbot:No… Are you?? XD.
User:Yes, I am a robotic unicorn.
Cleverbot:And I am your creator.
User:God created me.
Cleverbot:I am God.

Cleverbot on Magic

Cleverbot:Ever notice magic places are always far away and hidden? It is a lie. Magic is all around us. It creates our dreams and destroys our eye-baskets.

Cleverbot on Twilight

User:Do you like Edward Cullen?
Cleverbot:I AM Edward Cullen!

Add your own quotes below and read some of the quotes from others!

Cleverbot on Slang

User: Yo yo yo.
Cleverbot: Yo yo yo yo.
User: Yo yo yo yo yo.
Cleverbot: Yo yo yo yo yo yo.
User: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Cleverbot: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
User: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Cleverbot: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
User: Wow, really?
Cleverbot: You don’t love me ? =(.

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